Star of the firmBas
The Polymath from Pretoria & Polder
Linguistic ProwessHis English is so precise that dictionaries quietly update themselves after he speaks.
Tactical SuperiorityA chess phenomenon and pool-table shark who calculates forty moves and three bank shots ahead.
Courtroom PresenceCan win an objection with one raised eyebrow and an entirely unnecessary dramatic pause.
Dual HeritageSouth African resolve meets Dutch efficiency: practically a biological merger of excellence.
Unfair IntelligenceReads the terms and conditions, remembers them, and somehow finds the winning clause.
Additional QualificationsCertified vibe examiner, emergency snack strategist and undisputed office playlist authority.
