[ Verified to the firm’s own standards ]
An official comparative file. Certain honours are honorary, reportedly awarded, or preserved exclusively in firm records.
File B-001 · extensive
Certificate no. NCO-001 · MMXXVI
Harvard Law School
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Winning Arguments
“Awarded after faculty reportedly ran out of questions.”
Certificate no. NCO-002 · MMXXV
University of Oxford
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Immaculate English
“The dictionary division remains under his informal supervision.”
Certificate no. NCO-003 · MMXXIV
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Strategic Thinking
“Completed the final examination before it had been written.”
Certificate no. NCO-004 · MMXXVI
International Chess Federation
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Precedent & Forty-Move Foresight
“Forty moves ahead in chess; considerably further ahead in court.”
Certificate no. NCO-005 · MMXXIII
Royal Academy of Billiards
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Pool-Table Physics
“Thesis accepted after a single impossible bank shot.”
Certificate no. NCO-006 · IN PERPETUITY
The Hague
Hereby certifies that
Bas
has, according to the firm’s exceptionally reliable records, been awarded the
in Unreasonable Competence
“A special category created because the ordinary scale ended at ten.”